Papa Amitabh Bachchan – Paa (Poo)

Center of the universe for the movie maker is not AUM – its BUM..
Ha ha, yes, its BUM.. He is so obsessed with the organ, that he calls one of his characters (vidya’s mother) “BUM”. Without any significance, or may be to try to make audience laugh a little in this serious story, every now and then either the BUM is shown through fingers or spoken about! AURO calls her grandmother BUM, why? B’coz she has a big BUM..

Story (if I may dare call it a one) starts with a couple (abhishek and vidya) humping anywhere and everywhere.. on a sofa set in a drawing room, in an open field, in the toilet of a train..they are so much into it that they don’t mind it even without contraceptives. This is when a child is conceived and pain has begun..

Bum acts like a BUM to encourage her daughter (still a student) with whatever she does and help her raise a very rare child called AURO..

Ok, too much of BUM

Abhishek inherits a political life from his father (Paresh Rawal). He wants to change the overall Indian perception for country’s Political scenario and politicians.. So, rather than accepting responsibility of his pregnant girlfriend, this irresponsible guy (who goes around humping without condom) accepts a far more challenging task, hercules task of making Politics a viable career option for young Indians. To pursue his political ambitions, he asks Vidya to abort the child and not bother him and leave him for India’s development..which she happily agrees..

Udi Udi ittefaq (se phir gir gayi! In this song and a scene where she absolutely rejects any sympathies for her 60 years looking child from an unknown lady in the garden, AURO the special child has grown to 12 years.. The best thing movie does is avoid showing all the pain and hardships of a single mother raising a special child..(lesser pain is better)..

So far, if I am unable to discourage you to watch this film, the story goes on and takes round and round and round..literally!

Hero taking on with Indian Media for his fight to get better homes for slum dwellers and reminding us Spiderman’s lines “with great power, comes great responsibility”..is anyways not connected to the main plot which is like a boring documentary and has no explainable justification to be in the subject attempted..

BUM and her BUM like daughter completely ignore AUROs a fatal stroke while playing, and a subsequent warning from doctor that he s aged as much as 80 years and he must stop going to school.. To top it up, they send him with Abhishek (responsible MP and an irresponsible humper) to all the way to Delhi for 2 days .. washing their hands off his responsibility till AURO calls from Abhisheks phone and reconnects..
Meanwhile, there are illogical coincidences of Abhishek (successful MP) who claims he doesn’t have time to eat and shit, .. finding his overgrown child, developing friendly relations thru email and online video chatting, he takes him all the way to Delhi in a flight to see Presidents house, sharing his room and bed and going out in a public train without his defense.. making AURO a potential potty minister and many more stupid not hilarious scenes .. of course, not knowing so far he is his son..

I literally laughed out loud when AURO makes his folks run round and round his deathbed..

We would have spared this agony and saga only if he carried condoms packet

So, the Moral of the story? Always carry one..for the sake of mankind!